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On Implants

2004-08-30

Category: philosophies

There has been a lot of talk lately about the military giving free breast implants to soldiers. The military claims it is done as practice for its doctors. Opponents complain that it is a waste of taxpayer money. They've even protested against the practice. I have other reasons for opposing it.

As a heterosexual man, I love women. I like everything about them. From this, I like their breasts. Does the size matter? Not to me. Every woman is different and each has her form of beauty.

But why does that lead me to oppose breast implants? That's easy; I like women and breast implants are not women. It's fake. I don't care for fake stuff. There is no added pleasure for me to have fake parts. If you really like fake things, why would you bother with a real woman at all? As much as I love them, they are a bit of a hassle sometimes.

I also don't care for tattoos (read that piece here) or other modifications. The default condition for a woman's skin is beautiful and you aren't going to really improve on that. Sure, just like men, hygiene and proper care are good to prevent decay and such, but there's a difference between putting one's best foot forward and putting a false foot forward.

Some women will want breast reconstruction after mastectomies or similar damage. I can understand that. It's sad that they feel inadequate after the surgery, but I can understand that they want things fixed. That's a long way from just making the breasts larger.

The biggest secret most women don't know is that guys will be after them no matter what. It is inherent to the nature of men to pursue women. If you're a woman and you want a man, you will be able to get one. Make sure not to settle on just one guy because some of them aren't really what you want and stealing from someone else can cause a big struggle. But beyond that, it shouldn't be that difficult to find a guy, if that's what you want. None of this requires implants.

So women, please be confident that you're sexy as is. You don't need to make your breasts larger. More importantly, that is a huge expense that nobody needs.


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