One Day at the Mall
It seems like everybody is out shopping these days. You run into all of them. I was in the food court at the mall and I actually saw the Grim Reaper leaning against his scythe. He was waiting for a pending heart attack victim.
As I walked by, I caught part of what he was saying to the janitor. ?Sure,? he said, ?I got killed once. It came as quite a shock. It took me a moment to collect myself.?