Red Winged Black Bird on a fence post in a field.

One Day at the Mall


Category: prose

It seems like everybody is out shopping these days. You run into all of them. I was in the food court at the mall and I actually saw the Grim Reaper leaning against his scythe. He was waiting for a pending heart attack victim.

As I walked by, I caught part of what he was saying to the janitor. ?Sure,? he said, ?I got killed once. It came as quite a shock. It took me a moment to collect myself.?

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