Interview with the LibertyBob Psychic Department

2004-03-04

Category: prose

From time to time, I have posted on this site interviews with various people. Often, the people involved were not capable of being physically present. For those interviews, I have had the help of my psychics. Since you folks may be curious about these mental marvels, I thought I would interview them.

Well, they are psychic. They knew I was planning to do an interview and, in anticipation of that, they sent me the answers to the questions I was going to have asked. (Please pardon any problems with verb tense when I’m talking with or about precognitive persons.)

Here are their answers.

There are nine of us. Four women and four men. Yes, that does seem odd.
I felt very isolated as a child. I think it was the cardboard box under the stairs.
7
Colonel Mustard in the lavatory with a hooker.
Bin who?
The Power Ball will be twelve.
John Kerry? Why would you ask that?
The Oscar will go to Mel Gibson for his original film The Enlightenment of the Buddha
That would definitely have to be President Mary Kate Olsen and Vice President Ashley.
No, she won’t.
No, it doesn’t matter how many times you ask.
I said no.
He will be executed for crimes against humanity.
And disco.
Bush will almost have his Constitutional Amendment but his boy toy will talk him out of it.
John Kerry.
You don’t want to know.

With that, the psychics say I was going to have choked on my beverage, fallen over, and crushed my skull. Good thing they knew how to keep the boss alive. I love having psychics on the staff!