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Help the AEBS

2006-01-23

Category: General

The AEBS needs your help. It seems that people all over the world suffer from EB and this is the first I?ve given any thought to the problem. This is serious.

Scientists believe that the number of people afflicted with EB currently outnumbers those with HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, and malaria combined. Millions have it and don?t even realize it. The symptoms are so rarely discussed that people don?t even realize that there is such a condition.

You should check yourself for the following symptoms. If you have them you may have EB.

  • Do you wake in the morning with a crusty buildup around your eye lashes?
  • Do you sometimes need to wipe your eyes or blink repeatedly in order to see clearly?
  • Is there often a thick, mucous buildup in the corners of your eyes?

If you experience these symptoms please seek necessary help.

If you don?t have these symptoms but would like to help, please give generously of your time and money to the American Eye Booger Society. If we all pull together, someday we can defeat the scourge of Eye Boogers.


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