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Tell Your Nuts

2007-05-01

Category: General

It is a sad fact of life that some people are less sane than others. Sometimes the insanity can be extreme. Not every nut is a danger, though. Here are a few simple ways you can tell the Good Nuts from the Bad Nuts.

The Good Nut says , "When the mother ship comes I'll be outta here and you'll be left behind."

The Bad Nut says , "When the mother ship comes, you'll get yours."

The Good Nut says , "My invisible friend Larry likes to watch me sleep.""

The Bad Nut says , "My invisible friend Larry likes to watch you sleep."

The Good Nut says , "I can't get these things offa me."

The Bad Nut says , "I can't get these things offa you."

The Good Nut says , "Flowers are my friends when I take on the sadness."

The Bad Nut says , "Flowers are my allies when I take on the non-believers."

The Good Nut says , "I don't like guns; they scare me."

The Bad Nut says , "I don't like guns; they should be outlawed."

The Good Nut says , "Ob blob luth nuthel?"

The Bad Nut says , "Ob blob luth nuthel!"

The Good Nut says , "My bipolar disorder is on the upswing so I'll take the pills my doctor gave me to come back down.""

The Bad Nut says , "My bipolar disorder is on the upswing so I'll do a little dance, make a little love, to get down tonight."

The Good Nut says , "I know I have problems and I have to work on them with the help of my doctors."

The Bad Nut says , "Nucular"

I hope this helps. If you have any helpful hints you would like to share, please leave them in the comments.


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