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And if you order now, we'll send you this sticker with a smiley face and the words, "Thanks for sending us money". Stick it anywhere to help feel that we've sold you something. What?s more, by having one of these special stickers you are in the exclusive club, the club of people who?ve bought stuff from us. Not everyone can say that.

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