St. Patricks Day Advice

2008-03-17

This year's winter has been a rather harsh one. There have been heavy snows throughout the country. Many areas that would not normally still have snow are still covered in white.

It is for this reason that I offer this bit of advice for those who will be celebrating St Patrick's Day. Whether sober or drunk, there is one thing you must not do.

Do not eat the green snow.