Dear Texas Students
Dear K-12 Students in Texas;
Due to the new school curriculum going in to use in the Texas school system, your resumes will no longer be given the same credence as those from other schools. This means that you are considerably less likely to be hired for jobs in the United States.
As an additional note, your K-12 education may not qualify you for entrance into colleges outside of Texas. This may further hamper your employment opportunities.
Please enjoy your new curriculum and your visit to the 1850s.