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Interview with Al Zawahri


Category: politics

The Pakistani government claims that they have surrounded the al-Qaida's number two guy, Ayman Al-Zawahri. This is a good news type of event. If it's true, I'm sure it's not the only number two in that mud hut, if you take my meaning.

To help us understand better what is going on there, I've had my psychics channel Mr. Al-Zawahri for a brief chat. Here's the transcript:

At this point, my psychic ducked and covered his head and the interview ended. (My psychics are getting smarter.)

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